We are doomed! Roundhouse kicks galore!
It was supposed to be a routine mission: A rogue Soviet army was holding POWs hostage in Cambodia, and only Chuck Norris, man of action, could save them. But the stakes are raised when Chuck’s greatest enemies unite to invade and destroy America. Download the most action that can still fit on your mobile device and help Chuck save the entire free world! This time, he’s pulling no punches and unleashing his full fighting power - never before seen by anyone who lived to tell about it!
First off, I'm kinda suprised that someone made a game about Chuck Norris. And that someone is Gameloft. Recently, this mobile game is made available for iPhone.
The game seems to be making allusions at the Chuck Norris facts meme. What with scenes such as this in the game.
I especially like the quote on Kotaku where "Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience". It just cracks me up.
Other good Chuck Norris facts include:
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
- Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris Facts
Kotaku - Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Himself onto iPhone
Gameloft
Wikipedia - Chuck Norris facts
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